Charge of the Blue Rinse Brigade by Jamie Allen (January 2008)
Into the Cosy Corner they hobble,
three blue-haired biddies.
Gossiping over gooseberry jam,
their false teeth clatter, glass eyes roam.
Although they can’t hear the tinkering bell,
can’t see who glides through the glittering glass,
they love to muse on the glamour outside,
from that Great British fort where the sage are still safe.
three blue-haired biddies.
Gossiping over gooseberry jam,
their false teeth clatter, glass eyes roam.
Although they can’t hear the tinkering bell,
can’t see who glides through the glittering glass,
they love to muse on the glamour outside,
from that Great British fort where the sage are still safe.
